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May 30 2012

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asgardianprinceloki: sclez: Got Hawkeye. Bestest male Avenger who isn’t Quicksilver. COULSON  FUCK YEAH!  F YEAH NICK FURY MOFO! SCREW YOU ALL I AM LOKI FUCKING LAUFEYSON. FUCK. YES.

asgardianprinceloki:

sclez:

Got Hawkeye.

Bestest male Avenger who isn’t Quicksilver.

COULSON 

FUCK YEAH! 

F YEAH NICK FURY MOFO!

SCREW YOU ALL I AM LOKI FUCKING LAUFEYSON. FUCK. YES.

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monotoneminor: ambulance-shotgun: hazelgracewaters: #can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.” What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’? oh my there is no god As an atheist, I should feel offended. But I don’t. Because this is hilarious.

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

As an atheist, I should feel offended. But I don’t. Because this is hilarious.

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scarygodmother:

Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

Oh, and reblobbing for ASS.

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theawesome801:

Create yourself as a Disney Princess

yetanotherwallflower:

hungarysovaries:

im-cherokee-jack:

davidtennantspants:

mainelydisney:

aladdinsfuturewife:

piratelyssa:

This is me being plain.

This was sooo much fun!!!!

I love Snow White too much to not see myself like her. 

I’m entirely too practical to be a princess:
 

Oh whoops

Eh. Who wants to be a princess. I’ll be the village baker and Lesbian. 

fuck yes

I may or may not have made her hot on purpose. I’m in love with her hair though jdkgakjdlnvfad. Marry me. 

Why is she so pretty asdfghjkl

May 29 2012

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pandanoi: - NO! I’M A GOD YOU DULL CREATURES! YOU CAN’T JUST HUG ME! There, there, Loki. No need to be so tsundere, we all know the only thing you ever wanted was a hug.

pandanoi:

- NO! I’M A GOD YOU DULL CREATURES! YOU CAN’T JUST HUG ME!

There, there, Loki. No need to be so tsundere, we all know the only thing you ever wanted was a hug.

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americaeffyeah: karinaoftime: assassin’s creed brotherhood: You learn about european renaissance history new vegas: people use 50’s Alan’s and call you baby even if you’re a guy Uncharted: You find things that would be amazing historical discoveries and rewrite history but then something happens where you explode it and basically wasted your time. Zelda: ….ok you can’t make it shi—You play with the wand of Gamelon—//shot Tales of the Abyss: You’re a giant douche for the first half of the game. Suikoden Tierkreis: The voice acting is terrible.

americaeffyeah:

karinaoftime:

assassin’s creed brotherhood:

You learn about european renaissance history

new vegas:

people use 50’s Alan’s and call you baby even if you’re a guy

Uncharted: You find things that would be amazing historical discoveries and rewrite history but then something happens where you explode it and basically wasted your time.

Zelda: ….ok you can’t make it shi—You play with the wand of Gamelon—//shot

Tales of the Abyss:

You’re a giant douche for the first half of the game.

Suikoden Tierkreis:

The voice acting is terrible.

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fuckyeahgreedxling:

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heads up!

jeyradan:

So most of you know by now that Marvel and DC Comics are both taking steps forward in their representation and portrayal of LGBTQA characters.

Both franchises already have gender and sexual minority characters (Northstar, Rictor, Shatterstar, Courier, Batwoman, Voodoo, Bunker,Icemaiden, and so on), but they’re making news this week because Marvel are featuring the wedding of Northstar (Jean-Paul Baubier) and Kyle inAstonishing X-Men, whereas DC have just announced that the Green Lantern of the New 52’s Earth-Two, Alan Scott, will be officially and openly gay.

Naturally, One Million Moms objects.

They even have a convenient form letter set up for members and other interested parties to contact Marvel and DC to express their horror.  The pre-printed text includes phrases like (trigger warnings for homophobia):

  • “I am extremely disappointed that you would use a children’s superhero character to help endorse same-sex marriage and glorify the homosexual lifestyle.”
  • “It is disgusting that your company would participate in introducing sexual orientation to children…”
  • “Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light.”

According to One Million Moms, “Your email letter will be sent to key executives at DC Comics (Warner Bros. Entertainment Company) and Marvel (Disney).”

The wonderful thing about this form letter is that the entire text is editable and deletable.  I just used it to send a letter of high praise to both companies for their representations of gender and sexual minorities (along with apologies for the campaign that provided me with a quick and convenient way to contact them in the first place).

Why not join me in using One Million Moms’ awful form letter for good?  Send a letter thanking Marvel and DC for their recent actions!  Send a letter requesting more of them!  Do as you like, but hey, let’s corrupt the original purpose of that letter beyond recognition.  Let’s show Marvel, DC and anyone else out there just how much of a minority bigots like One Million Moms are.

Here’s the direct link to the form letter:

http://www.onemillionmoms.com/TakeAction.asp?id=456

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enchantedfake:

Captain America.

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May 28 2012

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ravenbow: kyoukinohana: snerpahsnerr: kingofdoges: doomyz: yolo-tier: prettyflyforaredspy: nationalgeographicnipples: codys-so-mpreg: omgtsn: mistcover: flynnagan: sorry-for-crocodile-rocking: wholockian-221b: Too scared to try… Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today. I did it Best adrenalin rush all day. NOT SAYING IT. Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg oh no i’m good IM SCARED I DI IT i did it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OK I’M NOT A SIMULATION. omg… not sure if I want to try UGH… MY HEAD HURTS FROM THINKING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO DO IT. BUT I WON’T! THIS PROGRAM MAY NOT END UNTIL I MEET TOM HIDDLESTON I tried it. Thank jesus I’m not in a simulation. …..ormaybeIdidn’tsayitloudenough.

ravenbow:

kyoukinohana:

snerpahsnerr:

kingofdoges:

doomyz:

yolo-tier:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

IM SCARED

I DI IT

i did it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OK I’M NOT A SIMULATION.

omg… not sure if I want to try

UGH… MY HEAD HURTS FROM THINKING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO DO IT.

BUT I WON’T! THIS PROGRAM MAY NOT END UNTIL I MEET TOM HIDDLESTON

I tried it. Thank jesus I’m not in a simulation. …..ormaybeIdidn’tsayitloudenough.

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Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston for “Avengers: Superstars to Superheroes”

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